Google Will Soon Replace God and The Church

What I have long predicted is now coming to pass: Google believes it should assume control. Parallels between Google and the 16th century Vatican abound, and last week's news about the company revealed that they're quickly losing their minds.

'Mom and Dad''s Discrepant Defense Against Stale Industry and the Population Problem

A "fun" movie. Brian Taylor's 83 minutes of gross suburban parental terror and hilarity performs every function you could possibly ask of such a film, combining excellent attention to detail with innovative sound.

Why Can’t I Understand “Jaws”?

Film-lovers, Letterboxers… please help me.

Thank you for your sincerity, Dave.

I’m not sure how long it’ll take, but you should know how much your work will do — how much it’s already done — to combat the deftness of…

No, We Didn’t Kill That Dog

Yesterday evening, I published an announcement on Extratone threatening to kill a cocker spaniel if we did not gain five new patrons before…

Give Voice to Hunger

Originally published on Extratone, and it looks a lot better there.

Actually… I think you can do both, sorta.

The latter would seem to be a spreading disease at the moment.

and yet we’re still forgiven

see what we have asked of this land: juicing zea jabbing through chapped flats

A Hasty Case for an Ingenuine White House

A man with a 6th-grade knowledge of moderate politics would plea for your reflection on what it really means to be your Commander-in-Chief.

I’ve been sitting on the following bit for the summer.

Facebook Exceeding Limits of Usability