mirror of all’s sustenance who’s beam’s abeam me

nebulous, she is with me

The language here is some of the most insightful I’ve ever seen on the subject, if I’m interpreting…

You cannot make a living as a “writer.” That is — the ability to effectively (or even extraordinarily) arrange words has no inherent value…

This reads like Vonnegut (in the best way.)

Dating needs some breaking, though.

Stop Settling for Mono Playback

As dual speakers become the norm in smartphone design, let's examine why one should always expect to hear their music in stereo. As dual speakers become the norm in smartphone design, let us briefly examine and explain why one should always expect to hear their music in stereo.

I am in an eerily (or perhaps not, considering)-similar position.

I was really hoping you’d have some email tips… I am godawful at it.

CrossCabriolet: The Ego Divide

The recently-discontinued Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet darkly mirrors sentiments first begun with the Pontiac Aztek, narrating Generation…

Johnny Tsunami VI: Separate, But Equal

In revisiting Disney movies from our childhoods, we stumbled upon a good number of surprisingly insightful sentiments about race and class.

Stairs, Wiggling

I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens in-theatre and felt something, but is that really sufficient defense for the continued existence of the…

A Wankel Reunion

Piloting a long-awaited Wankel-powered first generation Mazda Rx-7 resembling a shed-bound example with childhood significance.

Honda: From trendsetters to just another car company

I wrote this piece in October 2012 for my Speedmonkey column and find the sentiments of its commentary quite true, six years later